And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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