I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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