I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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