I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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