Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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