I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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