I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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