why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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