guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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