Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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