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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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