absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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