Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
