I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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