Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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