no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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