Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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