So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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