it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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