i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Can I color on your dick again?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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