the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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