We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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