Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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