it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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