Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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