Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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