I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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