i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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