Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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