i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
do nipples grow back?
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