dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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