Sry I called you an 8
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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