Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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