whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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