my sisters under your porch take her home
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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