It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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