sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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