Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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