we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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