tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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