Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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