Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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