Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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