I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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