I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You ruined the universe
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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