I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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