im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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