I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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