I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just google imaged poop.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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