what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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