1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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