Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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