dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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