Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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