Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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