What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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