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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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