They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just cropdusted the office
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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