at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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