yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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