If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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