ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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